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On The Other Hand, Pot Opens Windows And Doors That You May Not Be Able To Get Through Any Other Way.
-George Carlin
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On The Other Hand, Pot
George Carlin
On The Other Hand, Pot Opens Windows And Doors That You May Not Be Able To Get Through Any Other Way.
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