On The Whole, I Haven't

All The Humiliating, Tragicomic, Heartbreaking Things Happened To Me In My Girlhood, And Nothing Makes Me Happier Than To Realize I Cannot Possibly Relive My Youth.

To Me Travel Is Triple Delight: Anticipation, Performance, And Recollection.

There Are Three Things The Prospective Traveler To Russia Does Well To Bear In Mind. One: It Is Their Country. Two: Most Foreigners Are Profoundly Relieved That This Is So. Three: You Don't Have To Go.

Next To A Good Meal And Possibly A Long Night's Sleep The Greatest Morale Builder ... Is Clothes.

Believe Me, Nothing Is So Calculated To Lose You Audience Sympathy As Too Many Tears. Move Your Listeners All You Can But Let Them Do The Crying.