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It Is As Acceptable Now To Love The Wives Of Others As It Is To Smoke Their Cigars And Read Their Books.

What A Fine Weather Today! Can’t Choose Whether To Drink Tea Or To Hang Myself.

Love Is A Scandal Of The Personal Sort.

Nothing Lulls And Inebriates Like Money; When You Have A Lot, The World Seems A Better Place Than It Actually Is.

A Man Who Doesn't Drink Is Not, In My Opinion, Fully A Man.