Once A Song And Dance

The Postman Always Ringstwice.

Find Your Mark, Look The Other Fellow In The Eye, And Tell The Truth.

Perhaps People, And Kids Especially, Are Spoiled Today, Because All The Kids Today Have Cars, It Seems. When I Was Young You Were Lucky To Have A Bike.

New Orleans Is 5 Feet Below Sea Level, Which Means That Holes Dug In The Ground Immediately Fill With Water. Coffins Were Punctured And Sunk With Weights, Which Didn't Stop Them From Floating Up Out Of The Cemeteries And Down The Streets Of The French Quarter On Stormy Nights. The Solution Was To Bury People Above Ground, In What Are Called Vaults.

You Dirty, Double-crossing Rat.