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Death Is The Most Convenient Time To Tax Rich People.

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."

A Young Man Who Isn't A Socialist Hasn't Got A Heart; An Old Man Who Is A Socialist Hasn't Got A Head.

The World Is Becoming Like A Lunatic Asylum Run By Lunatics.

If You Want To Understand A Subject Promise To Speak On It.