Once, The Parental Bed Collapsed

Any Woman Who Marries An Italian Must Accept The Undeniable Fact That She Has Also Married His Mother.

Suddenly I Had A Contract And I Was Earning Lots Of Money.

Once, The Parental Bed Collapsed Because All The Children Sat On It At Once.

I Was Often Very, Incredibly Naughty, And If I Didn't Come Home At Tea Time I Used To Be Sent To Bed Without Any Dinner. But People Used To Bring Me Things: I Was Better Fed In Bed.

I Was A Hard Worker, And I Always Knew My Lines.