Once There Was The People

I've A Neater, Sweeter Maiden In A Cleaner, Greener Land!

When The Man Waked Up He Said, 'what Is Wild Dog Doing Here?' And The Woman Said, 'his Name Is Not Wild Dog Any More, But The First Friend, Because He Will Be Our Friend For Always And Always And Always.'

Borrow Trouble For Yourself, If That's Your Nature, But Don't Lend It To Your Neighbours.

'e's All'ot Sand An' Ginger When Alive, An''e's Generally Shammin' When'e's Dead.

Politics Are Not My Concern.... They Impressed Me As A Dog's Life Without A Dog's Decencies.