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At First, I Felt Bad Judging An Entire State By One County Political Official, But Then I Found Out Morrison Had Also Helped Screen Public School Textbooks, A Topic Which Is Another Chapter In My Book. The Alamo Is Managed By The Daughters Of The Republic Of Texas, A Group Whose Members Can Claim A Relative Who Was Living In Texas During The Revolution. The Fight Over Mismanagement Of The Alamo Has Been Going On For Years.

Certainly Nancy Reagan Had An Extraordinary Effect On Her Husband. I'm Truly Not Sure That, Say, Laura Bush Had That Much Effect On The Bush Administration. She Certainly, You Know, Seems To Be A Nice Person Who I Think The Public Likes. But I Can't Really Put My Finger On Any Huge Impact She's Had.

The G.o.p. Is Desperately Seeking Someone Who Can Save The Party From The Fate Of Nominating Mitt Romney. But Every Time A Non-mitt Throws His Hat In The Ring, The Hat Explodes.

Phil Gramm Had A Stump Speech About How His Mother's Devotion Kept Him From Being An Academic Failure In Life. She Got Him Into A Special School That Turned Him Around - Under A Government Program For The Children Of Deceased Veterans. He Was Repeatedly Asked At Press Conferences Why He Would Then Turn Around And Support Draconian Cuts In Federal Funding For Education. He Never Had An Answer.

You Know, I Really Miss Sex Scandals. They're Generally Colorful. They Almost Never Mean Anything Over The Long Run. And While They're Going On, The People Who Actually Keep The Government Running Are Let Alone To Go About Their Business. Good Old Sex Scandals.