Once You Have Kids, You

Jerry Bruckheimer Creates Comedy, He Just Doesn't Realize Because He's A Turd.

I Find Mormons Adorable.

It's An Afghanistan Goat, So It Can't Stay Here, Or Else It'll Choke On The Sweet Air Of Freedom.

I Just Realized That There Are Going To Be A Lot Of Painful Times In Life, So I Better Learn To Deal With Them In The Right Way.

I Hate Puppets So Much. I Dream About Puppets All Night. I See Strings On People. The Nice Thing Is We Can Just Take A Puppet And Put It In Front Of A Wall And Blow The Shit Out Of It.