Once You See The Drivers

You Hear A Lot Of Dialogue On The Death Of The American Family. Families Aren't Dying. They're Merging Into Big Conglomerates.

Last Year I Gave Seventy-four Phone Hours To Soliciting Baked Goods For The Bake-a-rama. I Was Named Top Call Girl By The League.

I Will Buy Any Creme, Cosmetic, Or Elixir From A Woman With A European Accent.

If Compliments Were Food, I'd Have Starved To Death 28 Years Ago.

Grandparenthood Is One Of Life's Rewards For Surviving Your Own Children.