One Cubic Foot Less Of

Every Boy Should Have Two Things: A Dog And A Mother Who Lets Him Have One

One Of The Great Natural Phenomena Is The Way In Which A Tube Of Toothpaste Suddenly Empties Itself When It Hears That You Are Planning A Trip, So That When You Come To Pack It Is Just A Twisted Shell Of Its Former Self, With Not Even A Cubic Millimeter Left To Be Squeezed Out.

I Do Most Of My Work Sitting Down; That's Where I Shine.

All That A Spectator Gets Out Of The Game Is Fresh Air, The Comical Articles In His Program, The Sight Of Twenty-two Young Men Rushing About In Mysterious Formations, And Whatever He Brought In His Flask.

A Freelance Is One Who Gets Paid By The Word -- Per Piece Or Perhaps.