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Imagine My Surprise When, After A Lifetime Of Teaching Me To Keep Personal Things To Myself, Mom Insisted My Drawings Were The Start Of A Comic Strip For Millions Of People To Enjoy.

Men Should Come With Instruction Booklets.

I Can't Tell My Conscience From My Insecurities.

All Mothers Have Intuition. The Great Ones Have Radar.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.