One Legged Chickens, I Know,

Honesty Is The Rarest Wealth Anyone Can Possess, And Yet All The Honesty In The World Ain't Lawful Tender For A Loaf Of Bread.

Confess Your Sins To The Lord And You Will Be Forgiven; Confess Them To Man And You Will Be Laughed At.

There Is Not A Whole Lot Of Fun In Medicine But There Is A Whole Lot Of Medicine In Fun.

And Now The Lads And Lasses, Following The Example Of The Birds, Bill And Coo Together.

There's Tons Of People That Spend A Lot Time Watching Their Well Being, They Have Not Acquired Time To Take Pleasure In It.