One Must Not Try To

Weak Mortals, Chained To The Earth, Creatures Of Clay As Frail As The Foliage Of The Woods, You Unfortunate Race, Whose Life Is But Darkness, As Unreal As A Shadow, The Illusion Of A Dream.

You Cannot Make A Crab Walk Straight.

The Truth Is Forced Upon Us, Very Quickly, By A Foe.

Comedy Is Allied To Justice.

[y]ou [man] Are Fool Enough, It Seems, To Dare To War With [woman=] Me, When For Your Faithful Ally You Might Win Me Easily.