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It Is Generally Agreed, That Few Men Are Made Better By Affluence Or Exaltation.

The True Measure Of A Man Is How He Treats Someone Who Can Do Him Absolutely No Good.

If The Man Who Turnips Cries, Cry Not When His Father Dies, 'tis Proof That He Had Rather Have A Turnip Than His Father.

Money And Time Are The Heaviest Burdens Of Life, And... The Unhappiest Of All Mortals Are Those Who Have More Of Either Than They Know How To Use.

A Newswriter Is A Man Without Virtue, Who Lies At Home For His Own Profit.