One Of The Great Things

Because Society Places A Value On Masculinity, Gay Men Aspire To It. If You Go To A Gay Club And The Doorman Says, 'you Do Realise This Is A Gay Club, Don't You Lads?' You Get All Excited Because You Think, 'wow, He Thought I Was Straight!'

Forty Freaked Me Out. I Didn't See It Coming. My Life Was In A State Of Chaos - I Was Moving Jobs And Moving House - And It Just Hit Me Like A Ton Of Bricks.

Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

I'd Like To Retire At 50 But I Don't Want To Sell Papers In The Middle Of London On A Zimmer.

I'm Often Dating People, But I Don't Say It Because You Sort Of Know It Won't Last Long.