One Time My Mom Tried

I've Been Doing Pranks My Whole Life, So I Guess I'm Pretty Good At It.

I'd Say Mostly I Paint Hot Chicks.

I Don't Like Paris So Much.

I Skate All The Time, But It's Silly For Me To Do Contests When Mtv Is Giving Me A Boatload Of Money.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!