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The People Who Think A Guy Walked On Water Versus The People Who Think A Horse Can Fly.

I Think You Should Live Your Life So That The Maximum Number Of People Will Attend Your Funeral.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car. But Women Wised Up And Realized It Was Better To Buy Their Own Hot Cars So They Wouldn't Have To Ride Around With Jerks.

Failure Is Where Success Likes To Hide In Plain Sight.

Creativity Is Allowing Yourself To Make Mistakes. Art Is Knowing Which Ones To Keep.