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Barack Obama Can Give An Entire Speech About The Wars America Is Fighting, And Never Use The Word "victory" Except When He's Talking About His Own Campaign.

Well, I'd Rather Choose To Be Beautiful, Um, Because, To Be Beautiful It's Natural. But Being Smart You Can Learn... You Can Learn, Um, A Lot Of Things... A Lot Of Things From The Experience... You Can Learn From A Lot Of Things Being Smart.

Bear Hunting? Come On Up And We'll Fix You Up, You Betcha. Just Be Sure You Bring Some Hunting Buddies With You, Preferably Fat Ones Who Can't Run As Fast As You.

When We Talk About Fighting For Our Country, We're Talking About Our Vote, Our Vote Is Our Arms.

Before I Became Governor Of The Great State Of Alaska, I Was Mayor Of My Hometown. And Since Our Opponents In This Presidential Election Seem To Look Down On That Experience, Let Me Explain To Them What The Job Involves. I Guess A Small-town Mayor Is Sort Of Like A 'community Organizer,' Except That You Have Actual Responsibilities.