Only In America Could You

I'm Awkward At These Things. Just Being Nominated For An Academy Award For Best Supporting Actor For Karate Kid Was A Real Surprise And I Was A Little Uncomfortable.

I Didn't Have A Childhood.

I Never Was Able To Do Karate. That's Calling Me A Good Actor. I Act Like I Can Do Anything.

I'm In Semi-retirement, But What Am I Going To Retire To? I Don't Ride Horses, I Don't Golf Anymore. I Shoot A Game Of Pool Every Now And Then.

The Japanese Couldn't Have Been All Bad During World War Ii. Look At All The Movies Hollywood Was Able To Make On Account Of Them. The Indians Weren't The Only Bad Guys. Thanks To The Japanese And Geronimo, John Wayne Became A Millionaire.