Only Texans And Jews Understand

Naturally, I'm Misanthropic. But The Negronis Are Helping Considerably.

When You Have A Child You're No Longer The Star Of The Movie.

And Now To Sleep, To Dream...perchance To Fart.

I Lurched Away From The Table After A Few Hours Feeling Like Elvis In Vegas - Fat, Drugged, And Completely Out Of It.

You Know, From Age 17 On, My Paycheck Was Coming From Cooking And Working In Kitchens.