Oprah Tells Women What To

When You Have Kids, You Instantly Feel That You Do Not Want To Do Them Wrong. Those Dads That Go Off To Florida And Start A New Life, I Couldn’t Imagine That: Seeing My Kid Once Every Christmas, Every Three Years. If I’m Gone For Six Days It Feels Like Too Much.

If You're Conservative In Hollywood, You're On A List Of People Who Need To Be Put In Their Place.

A Lot Of Guys And People In Our Society Think That Chicks Just Love Dudes With Money. Chicks Love Dudes Who Are Successful Who Happen To Have Money - Do You Know What I Mean? Chicks Are Attracted To Dudes That Are Doing Their Own Thing.

When I Say Things That Sound Insane, Like Only The Smartest Million People Should Have The Right To Vote, Well, I Mean That.

The Reason Why You Know More Funny Dudes Than Funny Chicks Is That Dudes Are Funnier Than Chicks. If My Daughter Has A Mediocre Sense Of Humor, I'm Just Gonna Tell Her, "be A Staff Writer For A Sitcom. Because They'll Have To Hire You, They Can't Really Fire You, And You Don't Have To Produce That Much. It'll Be Awesome."