They Don't Let Many Black

If You Go Out With A Girl And They Say She Has A Great Personality, She's Ugly. If They Tell You A Guy Works Hard, He Can't Play A Lick. Same Thing.

People Always Say Turn The Other Cheek. If You Turn The Other Cheek, I'm Gonna Hit You In The Other Cheek Too.

I Have Nothing Against Old People; I Want To Be One Myself One Day.

If All Babies Are So Cute, How The Hell Do We Have So Many Ugly People In The World?

I Don't Listen To The Refs. I Don't Listen To Anyone Who Makes Less Money Than I Do.