Other Filmmakers Make Their Movies

I Say What Other People Won't.

Haven't Two Hundred Years Of Failed Missionary Work Overseas Taught Anybody Anything? You Can't Convert People To Anything - Whether Religion, Or Something As Inane As Our Flicks.

People Tend To Romanticize This Job. So, It's Fun To Let The Air Out Of It.

It's Not Like Someday My Kid's Gonna Be Standing Over My Grave, And Somebody's Gonna Hang Her A Folded Flag And Say, "you Know What? This Is 'cause He Did 24 Hours Straight On Twitter." But It's Just One Of Those Little Personal Victories, Like, "i Wonder If I Can Do This." And I Did It. A Stupid Goal, But I Accomplished It. Life's All About...for Me, At Least...having Very Stupid Achievable Goals. That Way, You Always Feel Like A Winner.

I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today.