Our Dog Died From Licking

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.

You Can Say The Nastiest Things About Yourself Without Offending Anyone.

I Asked The Waiter, 'is This Milk Fresh?' He Said, 'lady, Three Hours Ago It Was Grass.'

Cleaning Your House While Your Kids Are Still Growing Up Is Like Shoveling The Walk Before It Stops Snowing.

Do I Believe In Witchcraft? I'm The Result Of It.