Our Job Is To Leave

Never Negotiate With Kids. They Don't Have Life Experience, And They Don't Have Repercussions For Bad Decisions; They Still Get Fed And Housed.

When I Meet A Woman, I Don't Think, 'gee, I Wonder If She's Read The Latest Thesis By Stephen Hawking? I Think, 'great Tits.'

That's Why I'm A Big Supporter Of The Death Penalty. I Want To Be The Hangman. I Would Put Many More People To Death Like The Kids Who Want To Kill Other People, I'd Put 'em To Death. Postal Workers Who Get Arrested, They Have Mental Problems. You Know What? When You're Dead You Don't Have A Mental Problem. If You Take A Life, I Will Take Yours. Put Me In Charge, I Will Fix It.

If You Look At Yourself As The Brand, Then You Will Understand An Intrinsic Truth: People Judge.

There Is Not A Single Person Alive Who Could Keep A Straight Face And Say "oh Yeah It's Healthy, The Reason I Use Drugs And Alcohol And Booze Is Because It's Healthy!"