Our Stock In Trade Is

For Me, The Church Is The Enemy.

Married Sex Is Like Being Awake During Your Own Autopsy. It Is Root Canal Work Without Anesthetic.

Since Fame Is An Illusion And Death Is In Our Future All We Have Is The Next Moment Before We Are Swallowed Into Oblivion.

Even Though Marriage Is Doomed, If You Turned It Into A Job You Like And Really Work At It - It Can Be Salvaged.

Our Photographs Are Filthier And Our Stories Are More Disgusting. We Make No Effort To Be Artistic.