Over The Years I Have

It Was A Dangerous Profession I Had Chosen ... Because No One Likes A Funny Kid. In Fact, Adults Are Scared Silly Of Them And Tend To Warn Children Who Act Out That They Are Going To Wind Up In Prison Or Worse. It Is Only When You Grow Up That They Pay You Vast Sums Of Money To Make Them Laugh.

This Is Not An Easy Time For Humorists Because The Government Is Far Funnier Than We Are.

I Learned Quickly That When I Made Others Laugh, They Liked Me.

I Don't Know Whether It's Normal Or Not, But Sex Has Always Been Something That I Take Seriously. I Would Put It Higher Than Tennis On My List Of Constructive Things To Do.

The Most Important Thing About Writing A Book Is Having Book Parties.