Pat Obrien Knows Nothing. Hes

The Show Is A Satire, Which Gives Us Freedom To Do Anything We Want. Satire Is The Magic Word That Wipes Away Any Culpability. The Media Is Jealous Of This Freedom.

You're Encouraged To Pitch Your Own Story. That Way, You'll Have More Control Over What You Do.

I've Got Like A Week And A Half Left, All Bets Are Off.

For Most Of My Life, I Was A Worrier And An Over-thinker. I Had Pretty Bad Social Anxiety.

If Anything, There's More At Stake When You're Older, And More Responsibility And More Legitimate Things To Worry About.