People Always Clap For The

Maybe There's A Trapdoor Under My Chair, And I'll Just Disappear.

Some Of My Best Friedns Are Children. In Fact, All Of My Best Friends Are Children.

I'm The Most Terrific Liar You Ever Saw In Your Life.

I Mean Most Girls Are So Dumb And All. After You Neck Them For A While, You Can Really Watch Them Losing Their Brains. You Take A Girl When She Really Gets Passionate, She Just Hasn't Any Brains. -holden Caulfield

I Asked Him What, If Anything, Got Him Down About Teaching. He Said He Didn't Think That Anything About It Got Him Exactly Down, But There Was One Thing, He Thought, That Frightened Him: Reading The Pencilled Notations In The Margins Of Books In The College Library.