People Always Say He Can

Thank God For Jerry Springer's Show. I Thought Only Black Folks Were That Screwed Up Until I Watched Jerry Springer.

I Know A Lot Of People Did A Lot Of Heavy Lifting To Make Me Successful And I Do Everything In My Power Not To Screw It Up.

I Don't How Anybody Taller Than 6-4 Can Sit In Those Seats. And The Airline Executives Don't Give A Damn 'cause They Never Walk Back There In The First Place. I Don't Fly First Class Because I Have A Lot Of Money. I Do It Because I Need The Room.

I Don't Create Controversies. They're There Long Before I Open My Mouth. I Just Bring Them To Your Attention.

I Think That The Team That Wins Game Five Will Win The Series. Unless We Lose Game Five.