People Are Not Born Heroes

Not Taking Yourself Too Seriously, That's The Important Thing.

I Don’t Think I Have The Right Parts To Appreciate '50 Shades Of Grey'.

Oh, I Have This Feud Going With The L.a. Unified School District, Because I Keep Getting These Phone Calls Saying My Daughter Keeps Missing Classes, I Mean, At All Hours Of The Night, I Had Like, Two Calls This Morning And I Keep Calling Saying I Haven't Got A Daughter!

Being A Best-selling Author Just Means The World For Me. Some Of My Happiest Memories, Growing Up, Are Being At Book Stores And Reading Books I Couldn't Afford, As A Kid, And The Midnight Parties, Waiting For The Next Harry Potter Book. The Fact That I Have That Straw In My Cap Means More To Me Than Anything I've Ever Accomplished Before.

I’ve Tried Being Other People And Myself Suits Me The Best.