People Do Not Realize This,

People Always Want To Pin Yesterday's News On You, As Opposed To Asking You What You're Going To Do For The Future, What You're Doing Today.

I Believe I Am God's Favorite Comedian. I Think He Is A Really Big Comedy Writer. He Writes Scripts. And I Just Follow Along.

I Feel Very Fortunate To Have Been A Part Of Many Successful Contemporary Horror Franchises.

The People That Become The Biggest Jokes Are People Who Do Not Change. They Stay The Way They Were In The Past. Look At Michael Jackson, He Never Evolved.

I Was Never Taught How To Raise A Child, Because I Wasn't Raised Properly.