People Don't Ask Andre Agassi,

I Lost That Excitement I Had When I First Started Out. It Was All About The Need To Just Get A Job, And So I Found The Joy Again When I Was Writing Deuce Bigelow. I Was Laughing So Hard And Along With My Writing Partner At The Time, Simply Laughing Until We Cried

I Just Think That Beautiful People Don't Have It As Hard, You Know? They Just Don't Know What Rejection's Like. That's Why Super Models Aren't Good Actresses, Because They Don't Need Anything. If Someone Is Beautiful And She's Needy, She's Probably Had A Terrible Childhood.

I Like To Sneak In Under The Radar. I Don't Have Any Paparazzi Following Me Or Have To Deal With That Stuff. I'm Never In The Tabloids. I Prefer That.

First Of All, Weren't All The Best Beatings In The Trailer For 'the Passion Of The Christ'? I Hate When The Trailer Gives Away All The Best Stuff.

I Want To Make Films That Make People Laugh Hard, And I Am Not Afraid To Walk Away From This Business Tomorrow.