People Don't Know What It's

You Get Sick Of Jokes, You Know. Either I Do Them On Tv, And Then You Worry, Like, "oh, Everyone's Gonna See It," So You Chuck It, Or You Just Get Sick Of Saying It. After A While, A Joke, If You Say It Too Much, Just Becomes Contrived, Or Fake-sounding.

I Just Like Seeing People. I Just Like Meeting People. I Like Finding Out New Walks Of Life And New Ideas.

If Someone Sits And Stares At You While You Eat, You Won't Even Eat The Way You Normally Do, Because It'll Make You So Uncomfortable. If I Look At My Dog When He's Eating, He Will Look At Me Like, "dave, I Will Bite You. What Are You Looking At? I'm Trying To Eat." It's Something That Dehumanizes A Person, Being On Display Like That.

I Have A Very Good Life, A High Quality Of Life. I Have Both Money And Time. No One Has That.

With Younger People I'm Recognized With Always Half-baked, Blue Streak Because It's On Cable. Women, It's Always You've Got Mail. Nutty Professor Is Pretty Much Everybody Across The Board. It Seems Like They Like That One.