People Don't Yell Nasty Things

It's Always Good To Take Something That's Happened In Your Life And Make Something Of It Comedically.

I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage. I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience. That's What I'm All About - People And Laughter.

I Don't Think Anyone Really Is Interested In Reading About My Emotional State. It's Not Even Interesting To Me.

Did Bill Clinton Actually Think That He Could Get Blow Jobs From A Jewish Woman And There Would Be No Consequences?

I Was Planning On My Future As A Homeless Person. I Had A Really Good Spot Picked Out.