People Eat Duck And You

[jellyfish] Are 97% Water Or Something, So How Much Are They Doing? Just Give Them Another 3% And Make Them Water. It's More Useful.

I'm Not A Proper Traveler. I Don't Like To Be Challenged Or Have Too Much Of A Change And Prefer A Week Away Just To Relax.

I Don’t Understand Why People Take Pictures Of Mimes. Everyone Looks Like A Mime In A Picture.

Being Honest With You, It's Not The 'great' Wall Of China. It's An All Right Wall. It's The 'all Right Wall Of China.'

I've Never Understood The 'things To Do Before You Die' Idea. If I Was Ill, I'd Be In No Mood To Have A Swim With A Dolphin.