People Hate Me Because I

People Say, "how Would You Like To Be Remembered?" I Don't Want To Be Remembered. Gimme A Break. What I Want Is To Hear What's Great About Me Now. Let Me Hear It! In The Box You Don't Hear These Eulogies.

Postwar America Was A Very Buttoned-up Nation. Radio Shows Were Run By Censors, Presidents Wore Hats, Ladies Wore Girdles. We Came Straight Out Of The Blue - Nobody Was Expecting Anything Like Martin And Lewis. A Sexy Guy And A Monkey Is How Some People Saw Us.

You May Catch More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar, But You'll Get Them To Work Harder If You Use A Flyswatter.

The Doc Told Me I Had A Dual Personality. Then He Lays An 82 Dollar Bill On Me, So I Give Him 41 Bucks And Say, 'get The Other 41 Bucks From The Other Guy.'

When I Hit Around 65, 66, I Started To Feel Tremendous Worth And Incredible Personal Esteem. I Was Becoming Very Cognisant Of My Contribution To The American Spirit Of Helping Your Fellow Man And All Of The Good Stuff.