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If You Want To Be In The Automotive Business, You Go To Detroit, And You Figure It Out. If You Want To Be In Entertainment, Go To Where It's At. Go To Hollywood, Go To New York.

One Thing About Being A Stand-up Is It's A One-man Show. You Gotta Do Everything. You're The Producer, Writer, Director, And The Actor. You Just Gotta Be Out There And Perform And Give Your All. It's Such An Honest Form Of Art That It Just Taught Me So Much, And It Kind Of Prepared Me For Manhood At An Early Age.

I Am Always The First To Say That Fame And Entertainment Is One Of The Best And Easiest Occupations To Ever Have, But One Must Know How To Navigate Through The Matrix Or You May Find Yourself In A Very Dark Hole.

My Father...made Us Shop At Goodwill. I Found Things To Wear And Got Best Dressed (in The Yearbook) Two Years In A Row. I Had Lemons, So I Made Lemonade.

Saturday Morning, You Knew What Was Cool By What Was On 'soul Train.'