People Have Taught Me Not

Apparently, I Have A Totally Different Sense Of Humour.

But For Every Hour And A Half On Stage, You Have A Five Hour Long Bus Ride, Waiting For Five Hours At The Airport, Five Hours Of Interviews... I Know, It's Part Of The Job, But That Doesn't Imply I Have To Like It.

I Have No Musical Talent At All. I Was Banned From Music Classes And Told I Would Never Be Able To Understand Anything. I Still Don't Think I Can Sing, But Somehow I Get Away With It.

In The Beginning, Everybody That Gets To Work With Me, Thinks Im Nice. But Three Weeks Later, They Hear A Bell Ringing. Then They Realise I Meant Everything I Said During That First Week. Its Not My Fault People Are Not Taking Me Serious From The First Moment.

I Don't Trawl Record Shops Anymore. I Usually Hear Music In Bars Or At Friends' Houses.