People Misunderstand Me.

I've Got A Stag Weekend Coming Up And I've Said I'm Not Doing Anything More Than A Few Drinks. I Won't Have It. I'll Go Home And Watch Antiques Roadshow.

I Buy Dvds. I Don't Really Buy Cds Unless They're For Other People.

Most Actors Are Either A Shower Of Bloody Scruffs Or Think They Should Dress Like Hamlet Off Stage.

Sherlock And Watson Are A Love Story

Not All Peter Greenaway's Stuff Is Sequential, Narrative Story. Some Of It Is Like An Art Installation And I'm Not Particularly Interested In Being In An Art Installation To Be Honest. I'm Interested In The Story.