People Say I'm Difficult And

The Critics. When They're Right, They're Right For The Wrong Reasons. And They're Usually Wrong.

When You Did The Job, You Thought You Were Just Trying To Amuse Your Friends Who Are All On The Job. I'm Just Trying To Make The Sound Guy Laugh, The Script Supervisor. A Movie Like Caddyshack, I Can Walk On A Golf Course And Some Guy Will Be Screaming Entire Scenes At Me And Expecting Me To Do It Word For Word With Him. It's Like, 'fella, I Did That Once. I Improvised That Scene. I Don't Remember How It Goes'. But I'm Charmed By It. I'm Not Like, 'hey, Knock It Off'. It's Kind Of Cool.

If I Run Into Someone On The Street, That's One Thing. But Answering Mail For A Living? I Like A Job Where You Can Play And Act Kind Of Goofy And Have Some Fun.

You Know The Theory Of Cell Irritability? If You Take An Amoeba Cell And Poke It A Thousand Times, It Will Change And Then Re-form Into Its Original Shape. And Then, The Thousandth Time You Poke This Amoeba, The Cell Will Completely Collapse And Become Nothing. That's Kind Of What It's Like Being Famous. People Say Hi, How Are You Doing, And After The Thousandth Time, You Just Get Angry; You Really Pop.

You Can Tell How Boring A Person Is By The Lack Of Fear In Their Eyes When Someone Is Flipping Through Photos On Their Phone.