People Should Realize Women Aren't

I Dropped Out Of Oxford, And Now I Only Speak Russian With The Woman Who Gives Me A Bikini Wax. See What Hollywood Does To You?

As A Mother, You Feel Much More Vulnerable. And When You're Vulnerable, You're A Much Better Actress.

I Would Quite Like To Play A Big Concert As Freddie Mercury. I Cant Sing That Great And I Havent Yet Found A Use For The Over Large Size Of My Teeth. I Quite Fancy A Mustache Like That And He Was Such A Great Showman.

I Do Find It Extraordinary That Men Are So Prepared To Pay For Your Dinner Here. That Simply Never Happens In England. When I First Got Together With Len, I Couldn't Understand Why It Seemed Like He Was Always Trying To Get Into My Side Of The Car. He Was Holding The Door Open For Me! I Don't Know What You Teach American Men In School Here, But You Have To Keep It Up, Because It's Extremely Charming.

I Have A Husband Who Literally Worships Me. And Cleans The House. And Blow-dries My Daughter's Hair.