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People Who Ask "can I Ask You A Question?" Didn't Really Give Me A Choice, Did Ya There Buddy?
-George Carlin
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People Who Ask "can I
George Carlin
People Who Ask "can I Ask You A Question?" Didn't Really Give Me A Choice, Did Ya There Buddy?
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