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I Have A Theory That The Secret Of Marital Happiness Is Simple: Drink In Different Pubs To Your Other Half.

People Always Assume That Bachelors Are Single By Choice And Spinsters Because Nobody Asked Them. It Never Enters Their Heads That Poor Bachelors Might Have Worn The Knees Of Their Trousers Out Proposing To Girls Who Rejected Them Or That A Girl Might Deliberately Stay Unmarried.

I Was So Flattered That Someone Wanted Me To Write A Book, I Said I Would. It Was Published In 1969.

Always Be Nice To Everyone In The Firm On The Way Up. You Never Know Who You May Meet On The Way Down.

For Sheer Sexiness, A Man Must Be Beautiful. Funny. Yes. Clever, No.