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It's Always Painful When You're Writing Memoirs Because You've Got To Go Through The Dark Places, But It Gives You A Chance To Find Out The Person You Really Are, Not The Person You Thought You Were.

If You Can Go Through Life Without Experiencing Pain You Probably Haven't Been Born Yet.

I Feel Like Writing About A Time When I Was Probably, And Think All Of Us Are, The Happiest Before The Obligations Start In.

I Don’t Like Writing For Comedians. I Like Writing For Actors. The Best Comedians Are The Best Actors.

Gee, What A Terrific Party. Later On We'll Get Some Fluid And Embalm Each Other.