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We Are Ruled By Chance But Never Have Enough Patience To Accept Its Despotism.

A Man Who Can Be Entertaining For A Full Day Will Be In His Grave By Night-fall.

When One Realizes That His Life Is Worthless He Either Commits Suicide Or Travels.

It Is Hideous And Coarse To Assume That We Can Do Something For Others-and It Is Vile Not To Endeavor To Do It.

Everything Ultimately Fails, For We Die, And That Is Either The Penultimate Failure Or Our Most Enigmatical Achievement.