Please Call Your Second Witness,

Let Me Play A Man In A Scene.

My Mother On Her Death Bed Told Me, 'where The Hell Did That Kangaroo Come From!?' - It Just Popped Out Of Nowhere And Punched Her In The Head And Caused A Cerebral Hemorrhage, So I Thought I'd Move To A Country Where There Were No Kangaroos!

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.

Well, It Seems All The Fish In The Rivers Are Dying. Could This Be An Act Of Cod?