Please Read My Diary, Look

I Wish I Would Tell Our Audience That We Don't Hate Them Without Sounding Cheesy.

I've Always Had A Problem With The Average Macho Man - They've Always Been A Threat To Me.

I Had A Really Good Childhood Up Until I Was Nine, Then A Classic Case Of Divorce Really Affected Me.

I've Always Quit Jobs Without Telling The Employer That I Was Quitting; I Just Wouldn't Show Up One Day.

I Was Tired Of Pretending That I Was Someone Else Just To Get Along With People, Just For The Sake Of Having Friendships.