Poets Have Said That The

The Wisest Married Men Give In Early. They Get In Touch With The Wife Side Of Themselves, And That's When They Stop Arguing.

Some Authority On Parenting Once Said, "hold Them Very Close And Then Let Them Go." This Is The Hardest Truth For A Father To Learn: That His Children Are Continuously Growing Up And Moving Away From Him (until, Of Course, They Move Back In).

A Father... Knows Exactly What Those Boys At The Mall Have In Their Depraved Little Minds Because He Once Owned Such A Depraved Little Mind Himself. In Fact, If He Thinks Enough About The Plans That He Used To Have For Young Girls, The Father Not Only Will Support His Wife In Keeping Their Daughter Home But He Might Even Run Over To The Mall And Have A Few Of Those Boys Arrested.

Never Say [to Younger People] "that Was Before Your Time," Because The Last Full Moon Was Before Their Time!

Laughter Brings Out The Child In All Of Us.